LARP Casting Tetris Puzzle

Are you a player who is frustrated that you keep getting only three of the seven things you asked for in your casting survey? Are you a LARP organizer who is frustrated that the above player is mad at you when you're doing your best?

The LARP Casting Tetris Puzzle is a set of fictional but entirely plausible players that you must match with roles in an equally fictional LARP based on their preferences. There is no single best answer but there are many terrible answers. 

The puzzle is most interesting when a group does it together, each coming up with their own solution independently and then comparing and contrasting their solutions and discussing the reasoning behind them. If you've never cast a LARP before, it's still a fun and illuminating challenge to complete it on your own. It just might help you fill out your next casting survey in a way more likely to get you a role you want!